The Fashion Police were missing Kelly Osbourne in last night's latest installment, but no need to fret. Melissa Rivers sat in for Kelly and fans got Stereo Rivers with Mom Joan in her usual host chair.
Fashion Police ran through the Must See Looks of the last week around the world and then attacked the always fun "Bitch Stole My Look", matching up Victoria Beckham and Jennifer Lopez wearing the same dress. Uh oh.
Must See Looks rundown reviewed by Giuliana Rancic, George Kotsiopolous, Joan and Melissa Rivers.
#5 Anne Hathaway in a black cocktail length dress by Stella McCartney, made Joan snooze and the rest of the panel remark that her hair and makeup were all wrong. While the dress was adorable, Ann's very pale complexion and lack of pop from her lipstick or hairstyle did nothing to brighten her up. Plain black pumps did nothing to help either.
#4 Sofia Vergara in a beach cover up as she celebrated her fortieth birthday in Mexico. The beach fashion had a deeply plunging neckline and was matched by cut-outs on both sides of her waist from the bottom of her breasts to the top of her hips. Giuliana tore into her by noting the gold strip of material pasted from her belly button to the tops of her thighs resembled wax that had not been removed yet from an unfinished Brazilian treatment. Ouch.
#3 Jessica Biel in an all white mini-Christian Dior flared skirt number at the ESPY's. All agreed she looked beautiful except the panel had a bit to say about the look being a bit too youthful for Jessica. George loved it all including the incredible ankle strap sky-high shoes in white with neon-yellow heels, while Melissa was the most savage. "I saw the dress on the runway in navy with white accents and loved it but in all-white, it looks like a tennis dress."
#2 Diane Kruger in Marchesa at a red carpet event in Monaco looked like the ghost of a young Princess Grace except....for the empire waistline of the gown. The fashion fau paux pounced on by the Fashion Police was the feathery piece that hung from the bodice. Giuliana Rancic, a soon-to-be mom called it a maternity look and all but George agreed.
#1 Bjork performing at a festival in Denmark was true to her odd fashion ways but this outfit stumped even her big fan George K. Wearing what appeared to be black rubber tubes, smashed together in a pile, Joan said it looked like a screen grab from a bad colonoscopy. Either that or black sausage was cobbled together and thrown on.
Who wore it better: Victoria Beckham or Jennifer Lopez?
Victoria Beckham is a favorite of the panel of Fashion Police, particularly Giuliana Rancic and Melissa Rivers. She was sporting one of her own designs that Jennifer Lopez was brave enough to wear at another event.
The pencil thin sleeveless number in a tangerine color was paired with beige platform heels and clutch bag, with minimalist jewelry when worn by Victoria.
J Lo added large hoop earrings, a cuff bracelet and open-toe, ankle-strap heels in a contrasting gray. Let's face it, who could be more different in body type than Lopez and Beckham? Yet, Lopez looked fabulous as she bravely wore a dress the designer had already worn first.
But when forced to choose, not one chose Lopez. Calling her shoes too chunky for the sleek lines of the dress was Melissa Rivers as the back view of J Lo made it to the screen. Between her voluminous hair worn down, the shoes and the famous derriere, all agreed she took a tremendous fashion risk....and it failed when put up next to the image of Victoria Beckham.
Fashion Police airs new episodes each Friday night at 10:00 p.m. ET on E! Check out some of the Must Looks at the show's website, here.
Image: Wikimedia Commons/CHRIS
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