Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kris exposes herself

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The Kardashians' season is close to ending and on "Cuts Both Ways", we saw Kris Jenner try to show her children her newly reconstructed breasts, while tipsy on pain medication.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians has its fans and its haters, and in last night's episode "Cuts Both Ways", both groups got a ton of what they like or complain about.

Kris Jenner has lost control of teen daughters Kylie and Kendall.

In last week's show, we watched as they forced their mother to pay attention to their demand that they be tutored and home schooled. Read: Kendall and Kylie revolt.

This week they pushed Kris too far. About what? They raided her closet, called her too old to wear what they took and ignored the fact that they don't return what they "borrow".

Jenner finally put a lock on the closet and of course got ridiculed for it. Why did it get to that point?

Because Jenner is very busy managing the careers of her husband, five daughters, Scott Disick and Lamar Odom, while child discipline is in short supply.

She does have time to get her breasts reconstructed however and we went into the plastic surgeon's office with her while she looked at porn magazines to pick out the best new breasts for her.

After surgery and still reeling from pain medication Kris taunted all her kids who were in attendance, as she began to flash them with a partial look at the newly stitched breasts. Rob looked amused but Khloe' was repelled.

Kourtney and Scott engaged in more passive-aggressive behavior and this time the stakes got higher.

After a casual remark from Kourtney about decorating a second kids' room, the couple realized they are not on the same page about having more than two children.

What does a normal couple do? They would fight, discuss, maybe seek counseling, but that isn't how Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian handle their business.

Scott complained to his pals, went to Vegas with them to celebrate his birthday then visited a doctor to find out about a vasectomy, keeping it from Kourtney.

He is convinced that Kourtney will get pregnant by trickery, although he could prevent it with a condom which we learn he doesn't want to use.

When Rob spills the beans to big sister, the couple agrees begrudgingly not to fool each other on the subject any longer. Kourtney won't "seduce" Scott, as he calls it and Scott won't get snipped, unless both agree.

Good luck with that.

We learned about the true extent of their sexual separation when Rob scolded his sister for using Scott as a "baby-maker". They engage in lovemaking twice a year and somehow she ends up pregnant.

Kourtney isn't all that interested in that part of the relationship any longer. She still calls Scott too immature to marry yet is contemplating more children with him.

Babies are more difficult to make for Khloe' and when Kim took her to a fertility specialist, we learned that there may be physical reasons she and Lamar Odom have not conceived a child yet.

Please chime in below and explain what you think is the most shocking behavior of the episode. Read about all the other episodes from this season's Keeping Up With the Kardashians, here at HULIQ.

The season finale airs next week on E! at 9:00 p.m. ET. Image: Wikipedia

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