Finding the perfect holiday gift might be difficult, but finding a truly stupid gift is an art form. At least that's what Stupid.com's founder Gary Apple believes. He's been searching the nation for the strangest merchandise on the market. Stupid.com is infamous for selling really ridiculous stuff, and this year's crop of Christmas contenders breaks all records for outright lunacy. Last year, shoppers spent nearly $1 million on bizarre gifts at Stupid.com's quirky website and Apple expects to shatter that record by releasing his "Stupidest Holiday Gifts For 2007 List." All these items are cheap, fun and of course ... stupid!

The Stupidest Gifts of 2007:

1. Mistletoe To Go: www.stupid.com/stat/GOGO.html

In the mood for love but on the go? Consider this portable mistletoe. This attractive arrangement of faux mistletoe comes with a suction cup -- that attaches to your head! When you affix the suction cup to your forehead, the mistletoe is perfectly positioned for some holiday smooching. Price $7.99 (great for the office creep, your single friends or college co-eds)

2. The Hillary Nutcracker: www.stupid.com/stat/HNCK.html

You may love her. You might hate her. But you have never seen her like this. Nutcrackers are a holiday tradition, and this Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is a great gift for Democrats and Republicans alike. $21.99 Great for any politically humorous friend or member of NOW.)

3. Slingshot Monkey: www.stupid.com/stat/SLNG.html

What do you get when you cross a slingshot with a monkey? The Slingshot Monkey is a stuffed monkey dressed like a superhero. It flies up to 50 feet, and SCREAMS ALONG THE WAY! There's some type of chip and speaker inside that is activated once the monkey is airborne. Price $6.99 (Great gift for kids, families and members of PETA)

4. Larry Craig Action Figure: www.stupid.com/stat/LCAF.html

The Talking Senator Larry Craig Action Figure stands about 12" tall and wears a t-shirt emblazoned with his declaration: "I Am Not Gay." His limbs are bendable, so you can put him in all sorts of poses... even the famous "wide stance" the Senator refers to. Best of all, THE ACTION FIGURE TALKS! Press the button, and he delivers a portion of his Press Conference. $34.99

5. Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon Candy: www.stupid.com/stat/GMYB.html

That's right. America's favorite smoked-meat product has been reproduced as a tasty candy. Uncle Oinkers Gummy Bacon comes packaged the same way as real bacon. In fact, it even LOOKS like real bacon. But rather than toss it into a frying pan, you can put it right in your mouth and savor it. (great for foodies and non foodies alike)

6. Inflatable Moosehead: www.stupid.com/stat/MOSH.html

Why go through the expense and trouble of tracking down a moose and shooting it dead, when you can simply purchase the Inflatable Moose Head. This is a funny gift for any home office or cubicle. There's never been an easier (and stupider) way to display "big game" on your wall. $19.99 (Great for grandpa, neighbors, hunters, Charlton Heston, Dick Cheney, NRA members)

7. Electronic Yodeling Pickle: www.stupid.com/stat/EYOD.html

The Electronic Yodelling Pickle is a 6-1/2" plastic pickle with a high-tech interior. When you press the pickle's button (yes, this pickle has a button), it belts out a melodious yodel that will make you think you are in the Swiss alps listening to a yodeling pickle. Fun times. $12.99

8. Poo-lar Bear Candy: www.stupid.com/stat/J-REIN.html

We all know what bears do in the woods ... THIS candy demonstrates what they do in the snow. It's a plastic polar bear that you fill with candy poop. (Relax. They are actually cola and butterscotch flavored jelly beans.) When you press down on the bear's hind quarters, he poops out a tasty treat. Yum! $4.99 (Great for kids, friends, grab bag, everyone who loves poop)

9. Get Off the Phone Excuse Machine: www.stupid.com/stat/PHXC.html

With some people, it's impossible to get off the phone. You want to, but the person on the other end keeps blabbing on and on about nothing. "My boyfriend said this." "My mother wants that." "A crocodile's in my bathtub." Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. If only there were a graceful way to break free! The Get Off The Phone Excuse Machine is the answer. $9.99

10. USB DANCER: www.stupid.com/stat/USBP.html

Thanks to the USB Pole Dancer, your office fantasies can come true. This bikini-wearing hottie plugs into your computer's USB port and audio port. When sound plays on your system, she dances and gyrates around the pole and performs some truly seductive moves. $39.99

Stupid.com is proud of this fun and exciting 2007 holiday list. From Christmas to Hanukah to Kwanza and beyond -- these gifts are stupid enough for any holiday. For more information, pictures, samples or to interview Mr. Gary Apple, founder of Stupid.com please contact Jennifer Hoffman at info@jennhoffman.com.