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Montauk Monster, Is It Reality?

Montauk, a town heavily featured in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and the town where Kumail proposed to me, apparently has a dead monster on its hands. Picture after the jump, and get ready, it’s a bit intense.

WHY HASN’T THIS BEEN ALL OVER THE NEWS?

The animal that has already been named as Montauk Monster washed up onshore last Friday and has been causing a bit of a stir, obviously, as it appears to be a kittycatturtledinosaur. Weirdly, the local press is treating it like a “hey this squirrel can waterski!!” fluff piece at the end of a news broadcast.

This is a page from the Hamptons paper The Independent, which has as its front page headline “Jellyfish! They hurt when they sting!!”, so maybe not the most hard-hitting journalism going on here, but it seems to refer to a creature named Fluffy that used to live in the Hamptons and disappeared around 2004.

Godlike Productions, a site that hosts discussions about doomsday stuff, has a thread about the Montauk Monster, with people wondering if it’s perhaps a viral marketing campaign, a government animal testing from a facility close by in Long Island, a turtle sans shell, or, you know, a demon:

"Didn’t you ever wonder where on earth mankind got the idea of “DEMONS” that are depicted as gargoyles on various cathedrals, buildings, etc.? Didn’t it ever occur to anyone here that these things are REAL. Maybe whipped up by Satan and his band of fallen ones at some of there deepest underground prisons where they are stored awaiting the final judgment of the Most High?? Do you seriously think that if those “things” have been down there for thousands of years, they’ve sat by idly doing nothing? There’s a decent chance that the “greys” as they’re known are not from another planet, but rather the fallen ones and/or demonic entities working and living underground right here on dear old tera firma. Our government may have thought they were making a deal with Aliens and instead they made a deal with the devil himself (or his followers in the person of fallen angels.) Read your scripture and find out what happened to “the fallen ones” and where they are parked until the end of time and the final judgment. It’s pretty clear even in Genesis."

Cool, thanks guy. Good input.

This story is reported by Ginomite!

Are you from Montauk? If yes what have you heard about the monster?

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me's picture

I've read many articles on this so-called monster. If this is not a hoax and a real animal, wether a sea creature or land, human beings need to respect these animals. But why should we? We human beings don't respect each other

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Anonymous's picture

Some twelve year old photoshopped it in his basement. Nothing to see here people. Move on.

It looks like a large mole

LEROY's picture

It looks like a large mole the " paws " are very mole-like and its hard to gauge any size from the photo either

i think its some kind of

Anonymous's picture

i think its some kind of prehistoric large aye-aye lemur from madagaskar the locals them because they think there demons that come and people in ur households

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