Once Again Gawker.com Breaks Scientology Boundaries

In a bold move involving the Constitutionally protected doctrine of Fair Use, Gawker.com posted up an audio snippet of Scientology founder L Ron Hubbard telling the story of Xenu, the evil galactic overlord whose malfeasance can only be reversed through expensive Scientology coursework.

Using nonsense phrases like "goof the floof" Hubbard, in his recognizable pseudo trans-Atlantic accent, spins a yarn well known to viewers of South Park as his audience members laugh and clap when not listening in rapt attention to the zany creation myth featuring an international confederation of planets with interstellar space travel capability whose residents drove '58 Pontiacs and wore skinny ties.

The loyal officers of this federation were tricked into submission by the duly elected "Supreme Rulah"and ordered to appear before the tax auditors to discuss their income tax returns before being blown to smithereens on Earth, then known as Teeageak. This creation myth certainly explains the Scientology's hard fought efforts to win tax exempt status for e-meter treatments to remove the souls of the loyal officers that cling to humans like invisible lice.

This groundbreaking audio tape has reached ears around the globe, who have eagerly listened to Hubbard's own voice recounting a so-called secret doctrine, known by millions of media savvy fanboys and grrls, yet denied by many Scientologists who have yet to pay the hundreds of thousands of dollars necessary to learn that our bodies are infested with interplanetary cooties.