It's hard to believe, but here it is: Marge Simpson, with the blue beehive hairdo and everything, is about to grace the cover of Playboy magazine. What can you say except, "D'oh!"

Ryan Jenkins has been arrested! Not! Late last night authorities were waiting to confirm the identity of a man taken into custody at the Toronto airport in Canada. As it turns out, that man was not Ryan Jenkins, the prime suspect in the brutal death of Jasmine Fiore. The real Ryan Jenkins is still partying.

At Thursday's G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra premiere in Los Angeles, Spencer Pratt showed off his wife Heidi Montag's Playboy cover. However, those who want to see the "hills" of The Hills' star, you'll be sadly disappointed.

Ever since she gave her controversial - and poorly worded/ badly articulated - answer to "the question," Carrie Prejean has simply not gone away. I had hoped that with the removal of her crown today, Ms. Prejean would stop taking up our time. Alas ... I was wrong. Ms. Prejean has begun to fire back and retaliate against those who took her crown.

Who is Hank Baskett? Well, he's a Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver. To be honest, he's no superstar, with only 19 catches for 278 yards with 2 TDs so far, but he's "caught" someone of public interest: Kendra Wilkinson, busty Playboy Playmate.

Using the largest motorsports trade show in the world as the venue, the world’s most popular sports car has joined forces with one of the world’s most popular brands, as Playboy becomes the title sponsor for the 2008 SCCA Pro Racing Playboy Mazda MX-5 Cup.