Remember the hilarious variety show "The Gong Show" from the 1970's? Well, it's back with Dave Attell!

Tonight’s primetime lineup was almost to the point of parody: NBC trotted out Celebrity Family Feud (I’m questioning their definition of celebrities) and the second week of lifeless America’s Got Talent (Really? Are you sure?), and ABC countered with what on paper seems like two signs of the telepocalypse.

Celebrity Family Feud”: Al Roker will be hosting tonights Celebrity Family Feud. Each week, two families of celebrities, which may include entourages and assistants, will battle it out to win $50,000 for their favorite charities.

I got around to watching this week's episode of Survivor: Micronesia (Fans versus Favorites) last night and was stunned to see that Erik, the only guy remaining was somehow talked into giving up immunity from elimination by the four girls remaining, who them proceeded to all vote to knock him out of the game! This happened while hottie James (from Survivor: China) looked on and declared "Now, I'm no longer the 'Dumbest Survivor Ever'"

Justine Bateman debuted on the latest installment of Desperate Housewives Sunday evening with no hint at how long her character may remain viable.

Simon Cowell, known for his brash and in your face commentary, is making an American Idol prediction. While doing a press conference for America’s Got Talent summer show, the creator and executive producer also shared his thoughts on his other wildly popular American television gig - American Idol.

On Friday, May 2, Oprah sits down with Tom Cruise in an exclusive one-on-one interview from his home in Telluride, Colorado, to talk about his family, his life and the future. Then, on Monday, May 5, Tom joins Oprah at her studio in Chicago to celebrate his 25 years in films since his breakout role in Risky Business. Plus, friends and colleagues surprise Tom with special taped messages honoring his work in movies.

Abercrombie, Hollister and Walmart? In a bid to reach the young, cool crowd, surfwear company Ocean Pacific (Op) is using some of the hippest names in young Hollywood to promote their 2008 spring/summer line.

The Washington Post has an article on how the TV show Dallas won the cold war. They call it the "glorious decade of greed" but I prefer to remember it as the glorious decade of capitalism.

It has been rumored for a long time. When 2009 comes around, Jay Leno's contract with NBC and the Tonight Show will expire. Conan O'Brien has already been slated to replace Leno when Jay exits for early retirement.

Deal or No Deal host Howie Mandel must hold some clout with President George W. Bush. On Monday’s episode the President will make an appearance in honor of contestant Captain Joseph Kobes, a US Army transportation officer.

The CBS officially Dumped Jericho but there is still some hope for the show.